








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1670 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 315 matches | ||
| Wingman | 135 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 124 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 83 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 27 matches | ||
| Esplay | 19 matches | 1,688 | |
| Competitive Office | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 17 matches | ||
| Faceit | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 28 different maps





Our logs show 49 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




200 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10978 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 25,221 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 11175 | 44% |
| Smokes | 7768 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 3618 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 2660 | 11% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,255,982 of utility $119 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1551 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mr.Pringles | 929 | 0.15 | 23 min |
| #2 | Killer llama | 260 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| #3 | silkolene | 250 | 0.08 | 6 min |
| #4 | Karl-Fredrick | 204 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| #5 | 1666 | 158 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SwiftzZ ❤™ | +3.67 | 82 | 58 |
| #2 | silkolene | +2.99 | 74 | 43 |
| #3 | Killer llama | +0.66 | 64 | 62 |
| #4 | Karl-Fredrick | +0.33 | 68 | 44 |
| #5 | Mr.Pringles | +0.16 | 39 | 73 |





