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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 889 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 268 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 19 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 3 matches | ||
| Esplay | 2 matches | 1,556 | |
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 31 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3839 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,840 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1928 | 28% |
| Smokes | 1549 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 2529 | 37% |
| Molotovs | 834 | 12% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,707,332 of utility $220 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 309 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Resky-Rob | +3.34 | 83 | 51 |
| #2 | SwiftzZ ❤™ | +1.39 | 84 | 58 |
| #3 | andre | +1.06 | 71 | 66 |
| #4 | Gorg0n^ | +0.43 | 61 | 52 |
| #5 | Grill Master | -0.07 | 39 | 55 |





