








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 142 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 32 matches | ||
| Wingman | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1054 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,569 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 527 | 34% |
| Smokes | 285 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 544 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 213 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $166,527 of utility $82 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 16 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | so awesome | 67% | 12 |
| #2 | richardxblack330047 | 58% | 24 |
| #3 | Dexter | 47% | 72 |
| #4 | Lihapää | 46% | 26 |
| #5 | Damn... | 21% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | so awesome | 67% | 12 |
| #2 | richardxblack330047 | 58% | 24 |
| #3 | Dexter | 47% | 72 |
| #4 | Lihapää | 46% | 26 |
| #5 | Damn... | 21% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lihapää | 7 | 0.0142 |
| #2 | Dexter | 5 | 0.0038 |
| #3 | Damn... | 3 | 0.0111 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dexter | 201 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #2 | richardxblack330047 | 32 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #3 | Lihapää | 20 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| #4 | so awesome | 7 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| #5 | Damn... | 2 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | so awesome | +7.95 | 98 | 43 |
| #2 | richardxblack330047 | +2.47 | 88 | 41 |
| #3 | kause | +0.65 | 87 | 41 |
| #4 | Dexter | +0.36 | 88 | 56 |
| #5 | Lihapää | -0.65 | 78 | 40 |





