








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 755 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 729 matches | ||
| Faceit | 22 matches | ||
| Wingman | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 59 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8678 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,497 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1226 | 7% |
| Smokes | 5606 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 5985 | 36% |
| Molotovs | 3680 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,288,113 of utility $190 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 297 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Meeskuzh | 54% | 48 |
| #2 | Danavans | 53% | 95 |
| #3 | Frenzybiche | 49% | 193 |
| #4 | Jaysix_X TV | 48% | 203 |
| #5 | Loneghost | 47% | 143 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | InsaneCuЯse ⚝ | +0.96 | 74 | 37 |
| #2 | Aligator | +0.88 | 25 | 59 |
| #3 | Frenzybiche | +0.41 | 56 | 58 |
| #4 | Loneghost | +0.10 | 54 | 46 |
| #5 | Jaysix_X TV | +0.08 | 62 | 55 |





