








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 144 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
752 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 614 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 346 | 56% |
| Smokes | 75 | 12% |
| HE Grenades | 100 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 93 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $110,130 of utility $58 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 354 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | crowdaw | 21 | 0.0248 |
| #2 | Grynet 草 | 14 | 0.0155 |
| #3 | Bolt | 10 | 0.0190 |
| #4 | LolzoreGamingWarlordXd | 3 | 0.0108 |
| #5 | Ted Soyzynski | 2 | 0.0138 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | crowdaw | 101 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #2 | Bolt | 95 | 0.18 | 2 min |
| #3 | Grynet 草 | 80 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #4 | LolzoreGamingWarlordXd | 19 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| #5 | Noclipped | 18 | 0.13 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bolt | +5.48 | 64 | 43 |
| #2 | Wonk | +4.28 | 56 | 6 |
| #3 | Grynet 草 | +2.14 | 49 | 33 |
| #4 | Asphyxia | +1.31 | 55 | 27 |
| #5 | Noclipped | +0.32 | 58 | 55 |





