








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 582 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 87 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 67 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 29 matches | ||
| Faceit | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




198 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3389 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,569 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3757 | 39% |
| Smokes | 1285 | 13% |
| HE Grenades | 2530 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 1997 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,741,095 of utility $148 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3536 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bolt | +6.22 | 58 | 44 |
| #2 | Grynet 草 | +4.91 | 56 | 43 |
| #3 | Arne Jacob | +2.33 | 42 | 41 |
| #4 | Asphyxia | +2.02 | 51 | 26 |
| #5 | LolzoreGamingWarlordXd | -1.66 | 11 | 30 |





