








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 825 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 206 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 78 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




28 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1605 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,209 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2583 | 28% |
| Smokes | 2553 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1923 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 2150 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $311,273 of utility $51 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 293 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | teddybrukshot | 39% | 179 |
| #2 | sNillD | 36% | 36 |
| #3 | sniperkatten | 31% | 49 |
| #4 | josh | 30% | 40 |
| #5 | Marker^ (: | 28% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | sNillD | 36% | 36 |
| #3 | sniperkatten | 31% | 49 |
| #4 | josh | 30% | 40 |
| #5 | Marker^ (: | 28% | 25 |
| #6 | Veckans | 24% | 41 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | teddybrukshot | 5 | 0.0014 |
| #2 | Veckans | 5 | 0.0056 |
| #3 | josh | 4 | 0.0049 |
| #4 | sniperkatten | 2 | 0.0020 |
| #5 | sNillD | 2 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | teddybrukshot | 266 | 0.07 | 7 min |
| #2 | sNillD | 212 | 0.28 | 6 min |
| #3 | sniperkatten | 90 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #4 | Marker^ (: | 59 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #5 | Veckans | 47 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sniperkatten | +8.48 | 79 | 50 |
| #2 | Veckans | +3.51 | 36 | 47 |
| #3 | josh | +0.65 | 59 | 48 |
| #4 | teddybrukshot | -1.61 | 30 | 66 |
| #5 | sNillD | -1.68 | 11 | 66 |





