








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 89 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 80 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1323 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,070 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1269 | 25% |
| Smokes | 988 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 1288 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1525 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $598,515 of utility $130 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 24 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | frenchie | 48% | 52 |
| #2 | Toasty | 47% | 64 |
| #3 | THE_BOB | 47% | 47 |
| #4 | RamboRicky | 45% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | frenchie | 48% | 52 |
| #2 | Toasty | 47% | 64 |
| #3 | THE_BOB | 47% | 47 |
| #4 | RamboRicky | 45% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Toasty | 2 | 0.0015 |
| #2 | frenchie | 2 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | THE_BOB | 1 | 0.0010 |
| #4 | RamboRicky | 1 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Toasty | 144 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #2 | frenchie | 85 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #3 | THE_BOB | 31 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #4 | RamboRicky | 12 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Toasty | +2.75 | 54 | 58 |
| #2 | THE_BOB | +1.20 | 44 | 22 |
| #3 | RamboRicky | +0.95 | 56 | 29 |
| #4 | XEugene | -2.04 | 29 | 51 |
| #5 | frenchie | -3.82 | 25 | 46 |





