








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 67 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 144 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




34 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2324 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,078 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 912 | 15% |
| Smokes | 2606 | 43% |
| HE Grenades | 1782 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 778 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $521,208 of utility $107 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 20 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kick/sh4dow3 | 73% | 22 |
| #2 | Milo | 60% | 45 |
| #3 | Muumipapa | 57% | 23 |
| #4 | MaVeRiC | 48% | 33 |
| #5 | Harvey Specter | 47% | 89 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Muumipapa | 57% | 23 |
| #4 | MaVeRiC | 48% | 33 |
| #5 | Harvey Specter | 47% | 89 |
| #6 | Tazak | 47% | 17 |
| #7 | Master Shifu | 43% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Milo | 18 | 0.0193 |
| #2 | Harvey Specter | 6 | 0.0032 |
| #3 | Muumipapa | 6 | 0.0127 |
| #4 | kick/sh4dow3 | 3 | 0.0652 |
| #5 | Tazak | 1 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Harvey Specter | 237 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| #2 | Milo | 185 | 0.20 | 3 min |
| #3 | MaVeRiC | 102 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #4 | Muumipapa | 61 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #5 | Tazak | 12 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Milo | +4.86 | 86 | 57 |
| #2 | Muumipapa | +2.89 | 85 | 61 |
| #3 | Harvey Specter | +1.35 | 41 | 66 |
| #4 | Sepz | +0.76 | 83 | 48 |
| #5 | Tazak | +0.70 | 70 | 45 |





