








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 324 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 321 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 39 matches | ||
| Premier | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 33 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




67 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2619 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,956 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1714 | 17% |
| Smokes | 1378 | 14% |
| HE Grenades | 3900 | 39% |
| Molotovs | 2964 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,577,371 of utility $159 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1138 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ Bismarck | 64% | 47 |
| #2 | ✪ j wag1 | 63% | 38 |
| #3 | D o m o | 56% | 55 |
| #4 | SharpZ | 47% | 59 |
| #5 | ✪ co to kurwa jest | 46% | 371 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | D o m o | +6.22 | 85 | 67 |
| #2 | SharpZ | +3.85 | 82 | 66 |
| #3 | ✪ co to kurwa jest | +3.30 | 58 | 59 |
| #4 | ✪ j wag1 | +1.12 | 80 | 52 |
| #5 | ✪ Bismarck | +0.79 | 54 | 32 |





