








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 214 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 293 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Premier | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




34 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3007 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,004 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2327 | 26% |
| Smokes | 1477 | 16% |
| HE Grenades | 2507 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 2693 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $817,811 of utility $123 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 821 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dj jeffhalal | 59% | 44 |
| #2 | D o m o | 57% | 53 |
| #3 | SharpZ | 52% | 50 |
| #4 | ✪ j wag1 | 52% | 29 |
| #5 | schokoellsen | 46% | 371 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | D o m o | +5.54 | 86 | 66 |
| #2 | SharpZ | +3.15 | 83 | 66 |
| #3 | ✪ co to kurwa jest | +2.77 | 56 | 58 |
| #4 | Dj jeffhalal | +2.65 | 67 | 57 |
| #5 | ✪ j wag1 | +1.74 | 78 | 54 |





