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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
621 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,968 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 518 | 26% |
| Smokes | 516 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 496 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 438 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $161,411 of utility $120 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 11 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | aka.Stezai | 46% | 39 |
| #8 | kai xiang bi chu | 44% | 9 |
| #9 | chaz1s | 44% | 16 |
| #10 | Xuanbodyy | 42% | 38 |
| #11 | Sage | 33% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Xuanbodyy | 5 | 0.0063 |
| #2 | aka.jam7ee | 4 | 0.0040 |
| #3 | aka.Stezai | 3 | 0.0037 |
| #4 | Coldzera | 1 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aka.jam7ee | 281 | 0.28 | 9 min |
| #2 | Xuanbodyy | 133 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| #3 | aka.Stezai | 84 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #4 | Coldzera | 59 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| #5 | Jam8ee | 52 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aka.jam7ee | +4.70 | 83 | 81 |
| #2 | Jam8ee | +1.71 | 87 | 42 |
| #3 | chaz1s | +1.38 | 83 | 59 |
| #4 | Coldzera | +0.98 | 89 | 58 |
| #5 | Xuanbodyy | -0.14 | 69 | 65 |





