








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 192 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 86 matches | ||
| Faceit | 75 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 37 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3369 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,315 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3467 | 28% |
| Smokes | 2812 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 2724 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 3312 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,122,021 of utility $162 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 264 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #12 | Coldzera | 52% | 46 |
| #13 | Steven | 51% | 53 |
| #14 | Jam8ee | 49% | 49 |
| #15 | 西楚公主姜泥 | 42% | 19 |
| #16 | Zizi | 42% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aka.jam7ee | 1570 | 0.31 | 52 min |
| #2 | aka.Stezai | 525 | 0.14 | 12 min |
| #3 | chaz1s | 412 | 0.13 | 10 min |
| #4 | WUD1_ | 244 | 0.24 | 6 min |
| #5 | Coldzera | 209 | 0.21 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aka.jam7ee | +5.77 | 85 | 83 |
| #2 | WUD1_ | +1.76 | 78 | 70 |
| #3 | Jam8ee | +1.27 | 85 | 52 |
| #4 | chaz1s | +1.25 | 78 | 59 |
| #5 | Xuanbodyy | +0.71 | 73 | 60 |





