








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 623 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 166 matches | ||
| Premier | 155 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 145 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 97 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 190 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




89 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8362 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,499 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5142 | 38% |
| Smokes | 4979 | 37% |
| HE Grenades | 2702 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 676 | 5% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,337,969 of utility $91 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 621 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | - psD. | 53% | 185 |
| #2 | SCHAUSS | 51% | 293 |
| #3 | nick pirueta | 49% | 319 |
| #4 | LHMarques | 48% | 301 |
| #5 | MATTYVI | 48% | 228 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LHMarques | 716 | 0.12 | 19 min |
| #2 | nick pirueta | 650 | 0.10 | 17 min |
| #3 | MATTYVI | 564 | 0.12 | 10 min |
| #4 | - psD. | 434 | 0.12 | 9 min |
| #5 | SCHAUSS | 409 | 0.07 | 10 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FPL ART | +2.98 | 57 | 47 |
| #2 | - psD. | +1.20 | 70 | 55 |
| #3 | nick pirueta | -0.87 | 65 | 67 |
| #4 | MATTYVI | -0.95 | 52 | 63 |
| #5 | SCHAUSS | -1.59 | 48 | 48 |





