








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 210 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 85 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 46 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2948 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,352 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3296 | 29% |
| Smokes | 3123 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 2487 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 2446 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,182,990 of utility $169 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 94 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | - psD. | 53% | 139 |
| #2 | LHMarques | 50% | 196 |
| #3 | MATTYVI | 49% | 87 |
| #4 | FPL ART | 49% | 319 |
| #5 | SCHAUSS | 48% | 132 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | - psD. | 53% | 139 |
| #2 | LHMarques | 50% | 196 |
| #3 | MATTYVI | 49% | 87 |
| #4 | FPL ART | 49% | 319 |
| #5 | SCHAUSS | 48% | 132 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FPL ART | 36 | 0.0055 |
| #2 | SCHAUSS | 15 | 0.0055 |
| #3 | LHMarques | 12 | 0.0030 |
| #4 | MATTYVI | 7 | 0.0040 |
| #5 | - psD. | 5 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FPL ART | 742 | 0.11 | 18 min |
| #2 | LHMarques | 492 | 0.12 | 13 min |
| #3 | - psD. | 342 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| #4 | MATTYVI | 216 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #5 | SCHAUSS | 212 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FPL ART | +2.30 | 58 | 46 |
| #2 | - psD. | +0.69 | 70 | 55 |
| #3 | nick pirueta | -0.86 | 66 | 67 |
| #4 | MATTYVI | -1.11 | 56 | 61 |
| #5 | SCHAUSS | -1.87 | 48 | 51 |





