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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 83 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
840 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,371 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 503 | 15% |
| Smokes | 716 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 1006 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 1146 | 34% |
Our logs show you have wasted $529,156 of utility $168 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 6 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Noname | 67% | 12 |
| #2 | Noname | 53% | 19 |
| #3 | Rykijä | 52% | 66 |
| #4 | vomit | 48% | 29 |
| #5 | anskuli | 48% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rykijä | 7 | 0.0049 |
| #2 | vomit | 3 | 0.0051 |
| #3 | niso | 2 | 0.0035 |
| #4 | anskuli | 2 | 0.0041 |
| #5 | Noname | 1 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rykijä | 311 | 0.22 | 8 min |
| #2 | vomit | 144 | 0.25 | 3 min |
| #3 | niso | 79 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #4 | Noname | 60 | 0.23 | 2 min |
| #5 | Noname | 55 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Noname | +7.13 | 80 | 67 |
| #2 | vomit | +4.74 | 90 | 67 |
| #3 | niso | +3.44 | 64 | 71 |
| #4 | Noname | +3.07 | 66 | 75 |
| #5 | Rykijä | +1.05 | 37 | 66 |





