








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 58 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Premier | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
305 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 529 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 215 | 41% |
| Smokes | 138 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 80 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 96 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $66,623 of utility $132 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 10 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ani | 100% | 2 |
| #2 | Jakk O'Donnell | 100% | 2 |
| #3 | TheOneAchillesTV | 50% | 2 |
| #4 | MantyTanty | 50% | 6 |
| #5 | soupie2k | 42% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Jakk O'Donnell | 100% | 2 |
| #3 | TheOneAchillesTV | 50% | 2 |
| #4 | MantyTanty | 50% | 6 |
| #5 | soupie2k | 42% | 12 |
| #6 | BaggyBanana | 0% | 2 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MantyTanty | 2 | 0.0171 |
| #2 | BaggyBanana | 2 | 0.0476 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | soupie2k | 11 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| #2 | Jakk O'Donnell | 10 | 0.24 | 0 min |
| #3 | TheOneAchillesTV | 4 | 0.09 | 0 min |
| #4 | MantyTanty | 2 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| #5 | Ani | 2 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | แถ |โญ๐๐ฏ๐ซ๐๐ค๐ข | +4.43 | 83 | 46 |
| #2 | Ani | +2.84 | 86 | 40 |
| #3 | Jakk O'Donnell | +2.10 | 72 | 51 |
| #4 | soupie2k | -0.75 | 75 | 43 |
| #5 | MantyTanty | -2.03 | 52 | 14 |





