








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 404 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 239 matches | ||
| Premier | 69 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 52 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3795 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,003 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4146 | 28% |
| Smokes | 4062 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 3380 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 3415 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,415,069 of utility $166 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 61 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LittlePrince | 71% | 35 |
| #2 | N7 | 66% | 29 |
| #3 | Max | 65% | 23 |
| #4 | lavi | 65% | 46 |
| #5 | Slow | 64% | 76 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Akii | 61% | 119 |
| #7 | M | 60% | 30 |
| #8 | Sora | 58% | 81 |
| #9 | Multipla Enjoyer | 56% | 95 |
| #10 | source | 44% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | M | 7 | 0.0101 |
| #2 | Slow | 5 | 0.0030 |
| #3 | Multipla Enjoyer | 4 | 0.0022 |
| #4 | Max | 4 | 0.0079 |
| #5 | Akii | 3 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Akii | 312 | 0.13 | 8 min |
| #2 | Multipla Enjoyer | 281 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| #3 | Sora | 256 | 0.15 | 7 min |
| #4 | lavi | 213 | 0.23 | 4 min |
| #5 | Slow | 198 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | N7 | +2.49 | 60 | 60 |
| #2 | Max | +1.79 | 84 | 51 |
| #3 | Akii | +1.78 | 70 | 75 |
| #4 | Sora | +1.33 | 59 | 70 |
| #5 | M | +1.26 | 62 | 56 |





