








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1229 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 285 matches | ||
| Faceit | 224 matches | ||
| Wingman | 150 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 39 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




125 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5676 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,533 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2103 | 28% |
| Smokes | 2208 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 2010 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1212 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,331,503 of utility $233 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1321 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Slow | 77% | 75 |
| #2 | N7 | 56% | 382 |
| #3 | CH4 | 52% | 65 |
| #4 | RKL | 52% | 58 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Slow | 77% | 75 |
| #2 | N7 | 56% | 382 |
| #3 | CH4 | 52% | 65 |
| #4 | RKL | 52% | 58 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | N7 | 89 | 0.0122 |
| #2 | RKL | 19 | 0.0162 |
| #3 | CH4 | 8 | 0.0063 |
| #4 | Slow | 3 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | N7 | 1073 | 0.15 | 23 min |
| #2 | RKL | 207 | 0.18 | 4 min |
| #3 | Slow | 152 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #4 | CH4 | 126 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | N7 | +2.84 | 66 | 54 |
| #2 | LittlePrince | +1.44 | 75 | 29 |
| #3 | RKL | +1.09 | 75 | 55 |
| #4 | Slow | +0.19 | 59 | 42 |
| #5 | CH4 | -2.99 | 55 | 23 |





