








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 457 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 43 matches | ||
| Faceit | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1897 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,941 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 811 | 28% |
| Smokes | 897 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 869 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 364 | 12% |
Our logs show you have wasted $584,837 of utility $188 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 85 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gdx. | 73% | 37 |
| #2 | ★ Kazehana | 67% | 9 |
| #3 | Carzydog | 67% | 24 |
| #4 | LthLngrs // 5978->Hybrid | 63% | 38 |
| #5 | 3s0k | 62% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | JCNeoN | 60% | 20 |
| #9 | ppX | 58% | 24 |
| #10 | Chef Dan | 49% | 35 |
| #11 | BigHandsome | 48% | 48 |
| #12 | MustStopLosing | 41% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chef Dan | 1 | 0.0014 |
| #2 | MustStopLosing | 1 | 0.0015 |
| #3 | Carzydog | 1 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 3s0k | 155 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| #2 | LthLngrs // 5978->Hybrid | 115 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #3 | BigHandsome | 100 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #4 | Carzydog | 96 | 0.20 | 3 min |
| #5 | MustStopLosing | 84 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | factorop | +3.95 | 89 | 55 |
| #2 | gdx. | +2.85 | 74 | 64 |
| #3 | JCNeoN | +2.84 | 57 | 68 |
| #4 | Carzydog | +1.63 | 71 | 60 |
| #5 | ppX | +0.92 | 70 | 73 |





