








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 257 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 133 matches | ||
| Wingman | 117 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1807 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,967 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1965 | 28% |
| Smokes | 2102 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 1057 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 1843 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $689,551 of utility $115 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 75 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MichalTS | 59% | 17 |
| #2 | nemám meno | 56% | 64 |
| #3 | Lolectrolec | 54% | 54 |
| #4 | Herogesツ | 50% | 60 |
| #5 | Rikardo_Gaming_SK | 50% | 163 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | nemám meno | 56% | 64 |
| #3 | Lolectrolec | 54% | 54 |
| #4 | Herogesツ | 50% | 60 |
| #5 | Rikardo_Gaming_SK | 50% | 163 |
| #6 | Motrixko | 43% | 92 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rikardo_Gaming_SK | 34 | 0.0113 |
| #2 | nemám meno | 24 | 0.0202 |
| #3 | Herogesツ | 12 | 0.0110 |
| #4 | Motrixko | 11 | 0.0062 |
| #5 | Lolectrolec | 11 | 0.0111 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nemám meno | 286 | 0.24 | 5 min |
| #2 | Rikardo_Gaming_SK | 256 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #3 | Motrixko | 171 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #4 | Lolectrolec | 111 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #5 | Herogesツ | 103 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nemám meno | +2.82 | 34 | 35 |
| #2 | Herogesツ | +1.03 | 49 | 21 |
| #3 | plimansk | +0.83 | 30 | 44 |
| #4 | Motrixko | +0.14 | 27 | 44 |
| #5 | Rikardo_Gaming_SK | -0.23 | 40 | 54 |





