








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 139 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 66 matches | ||
| Premier | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




44 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1390 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,858 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1134 | 29% |
| Smokes | 1269 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 837 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 618 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $358,557 of utility $127 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 445 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lolectrolec | 57% | 28 |
| #2 | plimansk | 56% | 64 |
| #3 | Rikardo_Gaming_SK | 52% | 42 |
| #4 | Motrixko | 47% | 32 |
| #5 | Herogesツ | 41% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lolectrolec | 57% | 28 |
| #2 | plimansk | 56% | 64 |
| #3 | Rikardo_Gaming_SK | 52% | 42 |
| #4 | Motrixko | 47% | 32 |
| #5 | Herogesツ | 41% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rikardo_Gaming_SK | 16 | 0.0195 |
| #2 | Lolectrolec | 7 | 0.0152 |
| #3 | Herogesツ | 6 | 0.0123 |
| #4 | Motrixko | 5 | 0.0091 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | plimansk | 92 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #2 | Rikardo_Gaming_SK | 63 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #3 | Herogesツ | 41 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| #4 | Motrixko | 33 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #5 | Lolectrolec | 30 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nemám meno | +3.93 | 48 | 38 |
| #2 | plimansk | +0.93 | 29 | 41 |
| #3 | Rikardo_Gaming_SK | +0.11 | 30 | 52 |
| #4 | Herogesツ | -0.46 | 53 | 17 |
| #5 | Lolectrolec | -1.13 | 41 | 23 |





