








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 93 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 77 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 75 matches | ||
| Wingman | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 51 matches | ||
| Premier | 29 matches | ||
| Faceit | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 24 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5053 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,906 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6481 | 27% |
| Smokes | 8067 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 3381 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 5977 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $926,012 of utility $79 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 170 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Neon | 46 | 0.0060 |
| #2 | fluxx | 28 | 0.0065 |
| #3 | , La Harris | 10 | 0.0039 |
| #4 | Steve Beef | 4 | 0.0038 |
| #5 | ForgeRezin | 4 | 0.0040 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Neon | 2148 | 0.28 | 56 min |
| #2 | fluxx | 978 | 0.23 | 24 min |
| #3 | Lil Frat | 408 | 0.15 | 9 min |
| #4 | , La Harris | 377 | 0.15 | 8 min |
| #5 | ForgeRezin | 99 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Neon | +5.11 | 81 | 70 |
| #2 | Himmy Neutron | +2.83 | 77 | 68 |
| #3 | fluxx | +0.36 | 71 | 72 |
| #4 | ForgeRezin | -2.41 | 48 | 53 |
| #5 | , La Harris | -3.46 | 35 | 50 |





