








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 164 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 21 matches | ||
| Wingman | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Faceit | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 46 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




35 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2065 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,951 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2671 | 30% |
| Smokes | 2468 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1600 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 2212 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $812,885 of utility $117 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 933 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Neon | 791 | 0.25 | 21 min |
| #2 | Himmy Neutron | 510 | 0.20 | 14 min |
| #3 | fluxx | 507 | 0.22 | 13 min |
| #4 | Lil Frat | 272 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #5 | ForgeRezin | 64 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Neon | +6.19 | 82 | 70 |
| #2 | Himmy Neutron | +2.48 | 77 | 67 |
| #3 | fluxx | +1.61 | 72 | 75 |
| #4 | ForgeRezin | -1.52 | 50 | 53 |
| #5 | , La Harris | -2.08 | 36 | 50 |





