








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 318 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 331 matches | ||
| Wingman | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 118 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




48 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3574 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,337 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2381 | 19% |
| Smokes | 3348 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2877 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 3731 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,644,358 of utility $169 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 88 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jypy | 33 | 0.0092 |
| #2 | Lobotomie durch Heizkörper | 14 | 0.0195 |
| #3 | Lopo | 10 | 0.0061 |
| #4 | Ramora | 6 | 0.0073 |
| #5 | Lada Nova | 6 | 0.0088 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lopo | 168 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #2 | Ramora | 116 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #3 | Jypy | 104 | 0.03 | 2 min |
| #4 | Fabi >.< | 95 | 0.03 | 3 min |
| #5 | Lada Nova | 48 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lada Nova | +3.20 | 80 | 52 |
| #2 | Lobotomie durch Heizkörper | +3.16 | 82 | 37 |
| #3 | Fabi >.< | +2.88 | 50 | 49 |
| #4 | Ramora | +2.63 | 64 | 62 |
| #5 | Lopo | -0.03 | 52 | 53 |





