








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 839 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 409 matches | ||
| Wingman | 96 matches | ||
| Faceit | 81 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 64 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




66 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8304 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,348 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3355 | 30% |
| Smokes | 3204 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 3402 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 1387 | 12% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,685,349 of utility $195 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 785 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ramora | 56% | 161 |
| #2 | Nazgul | 54% | 92 |
| #3 | Letronik | 54% | 37 |
| #4 | Reluctant7 | 54% | 67 |
| #5 | Lopo | 52% | 69 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Letronik | 54% | 37 |
| #4 | Reluctant7 | 54% | 67 |
| #5 | Lopo | 52% | 69 |
| #6 | EinsOkr1m | 49% | 86 |
| #7 | Fegiii ;) | 47% | 51 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ramora | 26 | 0.0080 |
| #2 | EinsOkr1m | 6 | 0.0033 |
| #3 | Lopo | 6 | 0.0044 |
| #4 | Nazgul | 3 | 0.0017 |
| #5 | Reluctant7 | 3 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EinsOkr1m | 520 | 0.28 | 14 min |
| #2 | Reluctant7 | 507 | 0.36 | 14 min |
| #3 | Ramora | 455 | 0.14 | 10 min |
| #4 | Fegiii ;) | 322 | 0.31 | 9 min |
| #5 | Lopo | 172 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Letronik | +3.65 | 91 | 61 |
| #2 | Reluctant7 | +2.62 | 68 | 83 |
| #3 | Ramora | +1.72 | 63 | 60 |
| #4 | Lada Nova | +1.68 | 77 | 45 |
| #5 | EinsOkr1m | +1.58 | 69 | 73 |





