








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 324 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 169 matches | ||
| Wingman | 47 matches | ||
| Premier | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




39 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2982 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,261 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3006 | 32% |
| Smokes | 2458 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1680 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 2117 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $720,578 of utility $120 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 309 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Peredozz | 62% | 65 |
| #2 | punk | 60% | 50 |
| #3 | Neko | 50% | 22 |
| #4 | Ayvay | 47% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Peredozz | 62% | 65 |
| #2 | punk | 60% | 50 |
| #3 | Neko | 50% | 22 |
| #4 | Ayvay | 47% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | punk | 18 | 0.0200 |
| #2 | Peredozz | 9 | 0.0070 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Peredozz | 329 | 0.26 | 8 min |
| #2 | punk | 113 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #3 | Ayvay | 56 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| #4 | Neko | 45 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Paradozz | +2.35 | 85 | 64 |
| #2 | Peredozz | +1.96 | 80 | 66 |
| #3 | punk | +1.75 | 79 | 47 |
| #4 | Ayvay | -1.29 | 72 | 53 |
| #5 | Neko | -1.71 | 81 | 46 |





