








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 54 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Vertigo | 16 matches | ||
| Wingman | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Premier | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
464 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,859 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 537 | 29% |
| Smokes | 447 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 489 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 386 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $141,581 of utility $90 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hansens ♕ | 73 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #2 | LUIPIIN | 52 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #3 | Westzel | 20 | 0.19 | 0 min |
| #4 | Chupapi muñaño | 16 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| #5 | Darkpad | 13 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LUIPIIN | +3.19 | 61 | 49 |
| #2 | Bobby - Fjernsyn | +3.16 | 41 | 46 |
| #3 | Hansens ♕ | +3.11 | 66 | 51 |
| #4 | Chupapi muñaño | +1.60 | 55 | 54 |
| #5 | Westzel | +1.36 | 35 | 56 |





