








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1592 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 207 matches | ||
| Wingman | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 139 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




91 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4355 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,019 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2416 | 17% |
| Smokes | 3812 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 3934 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 3857 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,549,129 of utility $144 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 728 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ⭕⃤Lyberth-_- | 50% | 40 |
| #2 | LUIPIIN | 50% | 206 |
| #3 | Mama's Boy | 48% | 31 |
| #4 | SteenBollerDigImorgen | 46% | 57 |
| #5 | Westzel | 45% | 56 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Darkpad | 44% | 61 |
| #7 | Bobby - Fjernsyn | 44% | 50 |
| #8 | Noahtyren | 40% | 229 |
| #9 | Chupapi muñaño | 38% | 55 |
| #10 | Kat | 35% | 91 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LUIPIIN | 54 | 0.0138 |
| #2 | Darkpad | 15 | 0.0123 |
| #3 | ⭕⃤Lyberth-_- | 12 | 0.0148 |
| #4 | SteenBollerDigImorgen | 10 | 0.0089 |
| #5 | Noahtyren | 8 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LUIPIIN | 497 | 0.13 | 11 min |
| #2 | Westzel | 193 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #3 | SteenBollerDigImorgen | 133 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #4 | Chupapi muñaño | 79 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #5 | Noahtyren | 63 | 0.01 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LUIPIIN | +3.55 | 74 | 51 |
| #2 | Hansens ♕ | +2.22 | 58 | 50 |
| #3 | Bobby - Fjernsyn | +2.02 | 74 | 48 |
| #4 | Mama's Boy | +0.12 | 40 | 47 |
| #5 | Chupapi muñaño | +0.01 | 56 | 58 |





