








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 618 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 290 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Renown | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




31 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6367 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,640 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2307 | 18% |
| Smokes | 2096 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 4434 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 3803 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,578,269 of utility $199 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 75 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rayak8 | 69% | 35 |
| #2 | VinnieBB | 62% | 47 |
| #3 | seitex | 61% | 33 |
| #4 | FentanylFiend #tweaker #RoadToOD | 58% | 153 |
| #5 | Loops | 58% | 64 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Loops | 58% | 64 |
| #6 | feel-senpai | 57% | 79 |
| #7 | ratte | 57% | 348 |
| #8 | Flame | 53% | 34 |
| #9 | amore | 45% | 49 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ratte | 46 | 0.0067 |
| #2 | Flame | 8 | 0.0114 |
| #3 | FentanylFiend #tweaker #RoadToOD | 6 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | feel-senpai | 6 | 0.0038 |
| #5 | Loops | 3 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ratte | 2331 | 0.34 | 61 min |
| #2 | FentanylFiend #tweaker #RoadToOD | 222 | 0.07 | 6 min |
| #3 | Loops | 123 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #4 | Rayak8 | 105 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #5 | amore | 95 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rayak8 | +6.06 | 88 | 63 |
| #2 | ratte | +2.93 | 87 | 75 |
| #3 | VinnieBB | +2.38 | 71 | 35 |
| #4 | lordshitheads | +1.00 | 81 | 48 |
| #5 | FentanylFiend #tweaker #RoadToOD | -0.14 | 74 | 56 |





