








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 146 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 64 matches | ||
| Premier | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




61 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1314 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,327 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 267 | 8% |
| Smokes | 1382 | 42% |
| HE Grenades | 1097 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 581 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $447,263 of utility $129 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LASCHEWOI | 44% | 117 |
| #2 | oli_moli235PL | 41% | 87 |
| #3 | Medyk | 41% | 133 |
| #4 | Wielmożny Pan Zapałka | 38% | 50 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LASCHEWOI | 44% | 117 |
| #2 | oli_moli235PL | 41% | 87 |
| #3 | Medyk | 41% | 133 |
| #4 | Wielmożny Pan Zapałka | 38% | 50 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wielmożny Pan Zapałka | 20 | 0.0197 |
| #2 | Medyk | 14 | 0.0057 |
| #3 | oli_moli235PL | 14 | 0.0080 |
| #4 | LASCHEWOI | 6 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Medyk | 317 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #2 | LASCHEWOI | 309 | 0.13 | 8 min |
| #3 | oli_moli235PL | 97 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #4 | Wielmożny Pan Zapałka | 42 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LASCHEWOI | +5.48 | 58 | 59 |
| #2 | Medyk | -0.22 | 37 | 48 |
| #3 | Wielmożny Pan Zapałka | -1.16 | 52 | 35 |
| #4 | oli_moli235PL | -1.37 | 24 | 39 |
| #5 | shrekzbagna83 | -1.87 | 39 | 22 |





