








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 565 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 130 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 38 matches | ||
| Wingman | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4253 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,218 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2626 | 21% |
| Smokes | 4528 | 37% |
| HE Grenades | 2932 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 2132 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $779,179 of utility $97 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 141 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | oli_moli235PL | 51% | 132 |
| #2 | Medyk | 51% | 237 |
| #3 | shrekzbagna83 | 44% | 117 |
| #4 | Wielmożny Pan Zapałka | 42% | 71 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | oli_moli235PL | 51% | 132 |
| #2 | Medyk | 51% | 237 |
| #3 | shrekzbagna83 | 44% | 117 |
| #4 | Wielmożny Pan Zapałka | 42% | 71 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | shrekzbagna83 | 53 | 0.0228 |
| #2 | oli_moli235PL | 30 | 0.0111 |
| #3 | Wielmożny Pan Zapałka | 30 | 0.0204 |
| #4 | Medyk | 26 | 0.0055 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Medyk | 544 | 0.12 | 11 min |
| #2 | oli_moli235PL | 168 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #3 | shrekzbagna83 | 75 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #4 | Wielmożny Pan Zapałka | 62 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LASCHEWOI | +4.47 | 57 | 59 |
| #2 | Medyk | -0.49 | 36 | 44 |
| #3 | oli_moli235PL | -1.55 | 25 | 36 |
| #4 | Wielmożny Pan Zapałka | -1.95 | 51 | 38 |
| #5 | shrekzbagna83 | -2.61 | 35 | 21 |





