








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 207 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 47 matches | ||
| Wingman | 46 matches | ||
| Premier | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1762 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,079 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2325 | 26% |
| Smokes | 2502 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 2156 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 2096 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $352,631 of utility $92 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 62 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bl⊕M | 55% | 38 |
| #2 | c0re | 54% | 24 |
| #3 | -s1mtry- | 53% | 17 |
| #4 | Opiu m | 50% | 14 |
| #5 | Casper35123 | 50% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | -s1mtry- | 53% | 17 |
| #4 | Opiu m | 50% | 14 |
| #5 | Casper35123 | 50% | 24 |
| #6 | HiltinJnr | 47% | 19 |
| #7 | skyrainxd | 43% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Casper35123 | 1 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bl⊕M | 113 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #2 | -s1mtry- | 30 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #3 | Casper35123 | 21 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #4 | HiltinJnr | 21 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| #5 | c0re | 17 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | juhlnikolas | +3.42 | 83 | 66 |
| #2 | Bl⊕M | -1.00 | 72 | 56 |
| #3 | -s1mtry- | -1.32 | 42 | 52 |
| #4 | Opiu m | -2.35 | 41 | 36 |
| #5 | c0re | -2.36 | 42 | 42 |





