








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 143 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 163 matches | ||
| Premier | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1078 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,561 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 802 | 18% |
| Smokes | 1758 | 39% |
| HE Grenades | 1011 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 990 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $517,791 of utility $130 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | juhlnikolas | 50% | 24 |
| #2 | HiltinJnr | 44% | 25 |
| #3 | Opiu m | 40% | 25 |
| #4 | skyrainxd | 33% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | juhlnikolas | 50% | 24 |
| #2 | HiltinJnr | 44% | 25 |
| #3 | Opiu m | 40% | 25 |
| #4 | skyrainxd | 33% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | juhlnikolas | 4 | 0.0083 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | juhlnikolas | 101 | 0.21 | 2 min |
| #2 | HiltinJnr | 26 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #3 | Opiu m | 17 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| #4 | skyrainxd | 13 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | juhlnikolas | +9.47 | 87 | 65 |
| #2 | Opiu m | -1.39 | 41 | 46 |
| #3 | Casper35123 | -1.44 | 8 | 44 |
| #4 | skyrainxd | -1.62 | 15 | 52 |
| #5 | HiltinJnr | -3.49 | 35 | 49 |





