








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 550 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 122 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 75 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1930 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,936 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2696 | 34% |
| Smokes | 2256 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1829 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1155 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $575,039 of utility $137 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 520 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♡ The Daughter Of Lillith ♡ | 63% | 19 |
| #2 | Nuggis | 54% | 13 |
| #3 | ..::SkrallX::.. | 53% | 30 |
| #4 | Loyalrebel | 49% | 90 |
| #5 | The Son Of Satan | 44% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Loyalrebel | 3 | 0.0016 |
| #2 | ♡ The Daughter Of Lillith ♡ | 2 | 0.0049 |
| #3 | ..::SkrallX::.. | 1 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | The Son Of Satan | 1 | 0.0029 |
| #5 | Nuggis | 1 | 0.0037 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Loyalrebel | 249 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| #2 | ♡ The Daughter Of Lillith ♡ | 93 | 0.23 | 2 min |
| #3 | ..::SkrallX::.. | 78 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #4 | The Son Of Satan | 72 | 0.21 | 2 min |
| #5 | lord | 47 | 0.21 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lord | +2.89 | 39 | 70 |
| #2 | Nuggis | +1.55 | 86 | 23 |
| #3 | The Son Of Satan | +1.03 | 51 | 76 |
| #4 | ♡The Daughter Of Lucifer♡ | +0.87 | 39 | 72 |
| #5 | ..::SkrallX::.. | -1.10 | 59 | 60 |





