








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 919 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 241 matches | ||
| Wingman | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 107 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3423 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,830 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3544 | 30% |
| Smokes | 3739 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 2553 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1994 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,065,270 of utility $171 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 796 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♡ The Daughter Of Lillith ♡ | 54% | 52 |
| #2 | Loyalrebel | 52% | 200 |
| #3 | ..::SkrallX::.. | 46% | 37 |
| #4 | ♡The Daughter Of Lucifer♡ | 44% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♡ The Daughter Of Lillith ♡ | 54% | 52 |
| #2 | Loyalrebel | 52% | 200 |
| #3 | ..::SkrallX::.. | 46% | 37 |
| #4 | ♡The Daughter Of Lucifer♡ | 44% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Loyalrebel | 5 | 0.0012 |
| #2 | ♡ The Daughter Of Lillith ♡ | 2 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Loyalrebel | 627 | 0.15 | 16 min |
| #2 | ♡ The Daughter Of Lillith ♡ | 300 | 0.28 | 7 min |
| #3 | ♡The Daughter Of Lucifer♡ | 107 | 0.31 | 3 min |
| #4 | ..::SkrallX::.. | 88 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | The Son Of Satan | +2.82 | 45 | 76 |
| #2 | ♡ The Daughter Of Lillith ♡ | -1.72 | 37 | 51 |
| #3 | ♡The Daughter Of Lucifer♡ | -2.74 | 43 | 58 |
| #4 | ..::SkrallX::.. | -3.20 | 63 | 58 |
| #5 | Loyalrebel | -5.12 | 9 | 50 |





