








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2244 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 1074 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 95 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




171 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10165 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 38,842 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 12584 | 32% |
| Smokes | 9528 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 9007 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 7723 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,606,085 of utility $115 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3082 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | D.L. | 73% | 60 |
| #2 | Stens | 72% | 76 |
| #3 | QUE OTA? EXE | 72% | 92 |
| #4 | Djino2k | 68% | 130 |
| #5 | Austin | 67% | 60 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Djino2k | +3.60 | 90 | 40 |
| #2 | Stens | +3.28 | 86 | 53 |
| #3 | Austin | +3.12 | 83 | 59 |
| #4 | D.L. | +2.96 | 91 | 69 |
| #5 | QUE OTA? EXE | +2.82 | 88 | 58 |





