








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1546 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 997 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 34 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




53 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
12608 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 34,106 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10018 | 29% |
| Smokes | 8662 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 7524 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 7902 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,527,517 of utility $119 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 537 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Djino2k | +3.13 | 90 | 43 |
| #2 | D.L. | +2.59 | 88 | 65 |
| #3 | Gestapo | +2.19 | 75 | 68 |
| #4 | DG_Aspect | +0.47 | 75 | 59 |
| #5 | HELL RAZOR | 𝗥𝘂𝗱𝗼 | +0.47 | 68 | 52 |





