








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 161 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 294 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 80 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 15 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




30 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2734 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,999 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 117 | 1% |
| Smokes | 241 | 2% |
| HE Grenades | 11739 | 90% |
| Molotovs | 902 | 7% |
Our logs show you have wasted $614,262 of utility $41 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 904 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MeoW | 28 | 0.0076 |
| #2 | Gullkalven | 25 | 0.0120 |
| #3 | DobbelDose | 23 | 0.0074 |
| #4 | SpurveN | 8 | 0.0083 |
| #5 | I am the one and only | 8 | 0.0091 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MeoW | 307 | 0.08 | 8 min |
| #2 | DobbelDose | 235 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #3 | -- | 151 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #4 | SpurveN | 100 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #5 | I am the one and only | 93 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SpurveN | +6.21 | 74 | 54 |
| #2 | -- | +5.36 | 86 | 59 |
| #3 | MeoW | +5.02 | 78 | 63 |
| #4 | DobbelDose | +3.80 | 80 | 61 |
| #5 | I am the one and only | +3.72 | 75 | 60 |





