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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 736 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 91 matches | ||
| Wingman | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




27 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1991 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,501 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1081 | 72% |
| Smokes | 147 | 10% |
| HE Grenades | 153 | 10% |
| Molotovs | 120 | 8% |
Our logs show you have wasted $665,808 of utility $134 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1592 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝓜𝓻𝓦𝓢 | 61% | 57 |
| #2 | Dihhers wladca penisow | 49% | 74 |
| #3 | mgn | 40% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝓜𝓻𝓦𝓢 | 61% | 57 |
| #2 | Dihhers wladca penisow | 49% | 74 |
| #3 | mgn | 40% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dihhers wladca penisow | 24 | 0.0189 |
| #2 | 𝓜𝓻𝓦𝓢 | 10 | 0.0092 |
| #3 | mgn | 4 | 0.0110 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dihhers wladca penisow | 341 | 0.27 | 7 min |
| #2 | 𝓜𝓻𝓦𝓢 | 240 | 0.22 | 5 min |
| #3 | mgn | 33 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mgn | +6.00 | 84 | 51 |
| #2 | Dihhers wladca penisow | +4.40 | 83 | 38 |
| #3 | 𝓜𝓻𝓦𝓢 | +4.07 | 55 | 49 |
| #4 | Zeus Władca Burz skins.army | -0.50 | 42 | 22 |





