








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 11 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




26 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1172 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,826 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 903 | 24% |
| Smokes | 1021 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1056 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 846 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $637,354 of utility $221 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 199 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gango | 47% | 43 |
| #2 | SleeperMaster | 44% | 9 |
| #3 | What's Left For Dead? | 44% | 18 |
| #4 | WolfGangDealers | 43% | 23 |
| #5 | CursedATX | 43% | 86 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CursedATX | 266 | 0.15 | 6 min |
| #2 | gango | 91 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #3 | Freedom | 73 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #4 | WolfGangDealers | 48 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #5 | April | 36 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BeaverGangDealers | +3.92 | 71 | 62 |
| #2 | gango | +2.13 | 80 | 51 |
| #3 | WolfGangDealers | +1.96 | 73 | 59 |
| #4 | What's Left For Dead? | +1.62 | 66 | 39 |
| #5 | CursedATX | -0.21 | 65 | 65 |





