








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 163 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 389 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 43 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4851 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,442 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4131 | 29% |
| Smokes | 5831 | 40% |
| HE Grenades | 2805 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 1675 | 12% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,512,787 of utility $109 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 428 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sad Butter | 50% | 72 |
| #2 | Skeletor | 44% | 59 |
| #3 | Abu Oslayda | 44% | 62 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sad Butter | 50% | 72 |
| #2 | Skeletor | 44% | 59 |
| #3 | Abu Oslayda | 44% | 62 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sad Butter | 14 | 0.0090 |
| #2 | Skeletor | 12 | 0.0093 |
| #3 | Abu Oslayda | 3 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Abu Oslayda | 160 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #2 | Skeletor | 130 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #3 | Sad Butter | 128 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sad Butter | +1.53 | 71 | 54 |
| #2 | Abu Oslayda | +0.47 | 63 | 54 |
| #3 | barrymacoqiner | -0.55 | 67 | 45 |
| #4 | Skeletor | -2.28 | 46 | 51 |





