








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 336 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 125 matches | ||
| Wingman | 57 matches | ||
| Premier | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




56 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2818 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,049 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1676 | 24% |
| Smokes | 1774 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1675 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1924 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $727,065 of utility $146 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 673 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | daNbee | 63% | 30 |
| #2 | Kaapoi | 63% | 43 |
| #3 | xeni | 57% | 21 |
| #4 | Roobe | 55% | 20 |
| #5 | Ka1Zyxi | 52% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kaapoi | 332 | 0.36 | 11 min |
| #2 | daNbee | 101 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #3 | Kossu | 75 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #4 | Ka1Zyxi | 72 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #5 | r3vu666 | 70 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xeni | +1.72 | 90 | 61 |
| #2 | Ganksta_Nipa | +1.25 | 79 | 57 |
| #3 | Ka1Zyxi | +0.89 | 75 | 61 |
| #4 | Roobe | +0.51 | 85 | 52 |
| #5 | Kossu | +0.18 | 59 | 58 |





