








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 368 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 33 matches | ||
| Wingman | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Faceit | 11 matches | ||
| Renown | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




48 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1156 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,417 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1233 | 28% |
| Smokes | 1037 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 1100 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1047 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $115,275 of utility $48 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 653 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Rankaisija | 31% | 13 |
| #7 | t4ku | 27% | 11 |
| #8 | pönde | 25% | 8 |
| #9 | marpa | 15% | 13 |
| #10 | xuxadiccabandit.gg | 13% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Toni | 13 | 0.0170 |
| #2 | Diagon | 8 | 0.0248 |
| #3 | marpa | 5 | 0.0234 |
| #4 | pönde | 4 | 0.0267 |
| #5 | t4ku | 3 | 0.0118 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Toni | 152 | 0.20 | 3 min |
| #2 | Diagon | 86 | 0.27 | 2 min |
| #3 | Rankaisija | 48 | 0.20 | 1 min |
| #4 | ❤Ava❤ | 35 | 0.22 | 1 min |
| #5 | t4ku | 30 | 0.12 | 1 min |





