








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1390 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 333 matches | ||
| Faceit | 95 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 28 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7013 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,266 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4127 | 20% |
| Smokes | 3916 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 7386 | 36% |
| Molotovs | 4837 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,587,477 of utility $135 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 483 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FVCKOFF | 67% | 48 |
| #2 | -RaawR | 51% | 297 |
| #3 | ⚡︎Balenciaga | 49% | 277 |
| #4 | rolek.ka | 48% | 323 |
| #5 | illegalRain | 47% | 171 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | rolek.ka | 48% | 323 |
| #5 | illegalRain | 47% | 171 |
| #6 | crespo | 46% | 114 |
| #7 | banned storp1kk | 46% | 235 |
| #8 | VooDoo #Nightmare | 44% | 187 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | banned storp1kk | 24 | 0.0048 |
| #2 | rolek.ka | 20 | 0.0030 |
| #3 | VooDoo #Nightmare | 13 | 0.0033 |
| #4 | crespo | 8 | 0.0034 |
| #5 | -RaawR | 6 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rolek.ka | 642 | 0.09 | 16 min |
| #2 | banned storp1kk | 589 | 0.12 | 14 min |
| #3 | -RaawR | 578 | 0.09 | 16 min |
| #4 | ⚡︎Balenciaga | 429 | 0.07 | 11 min |
| #5 | VooDoo #Nightmare | 233 | 0.06 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | haz | +2.53 | 76 | 69 |
| #2 | -RaawR | +1.63 | 88 | 65 |
| #3 | ⚡︎Balenciaga | +0.05 | 85 | 59 |
| #4 | FVCKOFF | -0.97 | 70 | 56 |
| #5 | rolek.ka | -1.50 | 54 | 63 |





