








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 158 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 207 matches | ||
| Faceit | 135 matches | ||
| Wingman | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 25 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2614 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,569 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3107 | 18% |
| Smokes | 4947 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 4736 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 4779 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,073,401 of utility $116 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 99 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ComfyKarma | 49% | 88 |
| #2 | jusbE | 48% | 129 |
| #3 | Woodey | 46% | 224 |
| #4 | Rompoddi | 45% | 47 |
| #5 | LLokkis | 45% | 139 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | LLokkis | 45% | 139 |
| #6 | Kurko | 44% | 108 |
| #7 | Paskaraja | 44% | 285 |
| #8 | Alaas13 | 41% | 268 |
| #9 | Mies Panda | 37% | 115 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Alaas13 | 8 | 0.0014 |
| #2 | LLokkis | 5 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | jusbE | 4 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | Mies Panda | 3 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | Paskaraja | 2 | 0.0003 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Paskaraja | 1490 | 0.25 | 46 min |
| #2 | Woodey | 702 | 0.15 | 20 min |
| #3 | LLokkis | 480 | 0.16 | 15 min |
| #4 | Alaas13 | 436 | 0.08 | 10 min |
| #5 | Kurko | 375 | 0.17 | 10 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jusbE | +2.52 | 84 | 60 |
| #2 | Woodey | +2.14 | 66 | 67 |
| #3 | LLokkis | +0.83 | 64 | 85 |
| #4 | Kurko | +0.76 | 68 | 71 |
| #5 | Paskaraja | +0.62 | 60 | 84 |





