








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 201 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 125 matches | ||
| Premier | 90 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3311 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,412 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1652 | 22% |
| Smokes | 1960 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2881 | 39% |
| Molotovs | 919 | 12% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,261,138 of utility $203 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 82 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Humis | 47% | 17 |
| #8 | Alaas13 | 45% | 142 |
| #9 | LLokkis | 44% | 108 |
| #10 | ComfyKarma | 43% | 77 |
| #11 | Rompoddi | 41% | 64 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Alaas13 | 6 | 0.0020 |
| #2 | psaLadak | 6 | 0.0022 |
| #3 | Mies Panda | 4 | 0.0022 |
| #4 | LLokkis | 2 | 0.0009 |
| #5 | Woodey | 1 | 0.0003 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Paskaraja | 886 | 0.28 | 27 min |
| #2 | Woodey | 549 | 0.15 | 17 min |
| #3 | LLokkis | 372 | 0.16 | 12 min |
| #4 | Alaas13 | 253 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| #5 | Kurko | 252 | 0.17 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jusbE | +2.78 | 85 | 60 |
| #2 | Woodey | +1.51 | 64 | 67 |
| #3 | Kurko | +1.14 | 68 | 73 |
| #4 | Paskaraja | +0.28 | 62 | 84 |
| #5 | LLokkis | -0.13 | 56 | 86 |





