








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1382 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 314 matches | ||
| Premier | 297 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 105 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 93 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Faceit | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 44 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




104 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7373 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,491 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8181 | 40% |
| Smokes | 5012 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 2875 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 4423 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $646,986 of utility $36 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 834 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nikuli | 48% | 60 |
| #2 | Narkkikarkki | 40% | 410 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nikuli | 48% | 60 |
| #2 | Narkkikarkki | 40% | 410 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Narkkikarkki | 103 | 0.0168 |
| #2 | Nikuli | 16 | 0.0134 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Narkkikarkki | 538 | 0.09 | 9 min |
| #2 | Nikuli | 249 | 0.21 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Narkkikarkki | +0.65 | 78 | 39 |
| #2 | M4IT0 R4HK4 <3 Nuori Osuja | -0.42 | 64 | 44 |
| #3 | Nikuli | -1.65 | 42 | 42 |





