








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 245 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
772 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,180 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 681 | 21% |
| Smokes | 821 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 424 | 13% |
| Molotovs | 1254 | 39% |
Our logs show you have wasted $444,105 of utility $174 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 283 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JEREMY | 57% | 14 |
| #2 | Elac | 49% | 39 |
| #3 | Arkham | 43% | 7 |
| #4 | ItsDrgnKng | 38% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JEREMY | 57% | 14 |
| #2 | Elac | 49% | 39 |
| #3 | Arkham | 43% | 7 |
| #4 | ItsDrgnKng | 38% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Elac | 3 | 0.0038 |
| #2 | JEREMY | 2 | 0.0067 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Elac | 71 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #2 | ItsDrgnKng | 56 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #3 | JEREMY | 28 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #4 | Arkham | 6 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Elac | +4.69 | 82 | 75 |
| #2 | Gibbyson72 | -0.61 | 31 | 41 |
| #3 | ItsDrgnKng | -2.37 | 41 | 39 |
| #4 | JEREMY | -3.19 | 46 | 52 |
| #5 | Arkham | -5.87 | 23 | 46 |





