








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 58 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 73 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
952 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,584 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 589 | 23% |
| Smokes | 578 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 704 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 713 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $219,824 of utility $135 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 69 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kr1stilio | 57% | 7 |
| #2 | 24 | 55% | 11 |
| #3 | Vedal | 50% | 6 |
| #4 | EBI | 50% | 6 |
| #5 | boci | 49% | 49 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | 24 | 55% | 11 |
| #3 | Vedal | 50% | 6 |
| #4 | EBI | 50% | 6 |
| #5 | boci | 49% | 49 |
| #6 | Axell🌹 | 45% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kr1stilio | 1 | 0.0067 |
| #2 | Vedal | 1 | 0.0079 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | boci | 284 | 0.27 | 8 min |
| #2 | Axell🌹 | 79 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #3 | kr1stilio | 24 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| #4 | Vedal | 18 | 0.14 | 0 min |
| #5 | EBI | 18 | 0.14 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Axell🌹 | +1.45 | 86 | 71 |
| #2 | EBI | +1.42 | 97 | 65 |
| #3 | excien | +0.97 | 86 | 60 |
| #4 | kr1stilio | +0.67 | 72 | 69 |
| #5 | 24 | +0.55 | 95 | 70 |





